Rule #86: They say freedom is doing whatever you want to do, but freedom is doing whatever is best, without fearing what others will say about you.

Random conversations I remember in my head! Note: X doesn’t necessarily mean the same person in every conversation.

X: “Have you stopped clubbing already?”
Me: “Yes! Long time ago already. Speaking of which, one of my girlfriends just invited me to her birthday party in one of the local clubs.”
X: “So, are you going?”
Me: “No. But I’m afraid I will change my mind.”
X: “I tell you what. If you feel like partying, just give me a call. You and me, we can go hooray hooray somewhere else.”
Me: “Err…Where?”
X: “At Coffee Club.”

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X: The thing about her is…She has an A² personality”
Me: A² ?
X: Attract Attention.

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Me: I wish I had thin scar-less legs. Mine are so, bleah.
X: Be thankful you still have a pair of legs. Figure out some good reasons why God gave you that.
Me: Like what?!
X: Like…you hesitate buying revealing clothes and wearing them all the time?
Me: I NEVER WEAR REVEALING CLOTHES ALL THE TIME.
X: Bitch please. You wore hot pants and tight dresses every time. Remember a year ago? Even when you go to study or to the market. You always had hot pants as your first choice. And remember I always reminded you to wear something that would cover up your legs when you pillion your exbf’s big bike but you complained how you hated wearing jeans so much?
Me: BECAUSE THEY’RE UNCOMFORTABLE! And it’s so hot on the road!
X: NO IT’S BECAUSE YOU COMPLAIN TOO MUCH.
Me: Not anymore, do I?
X: You just did like a few seconds ago.

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X: Why are your legs so fat?
Me: Wow thanks, that’s the nicest thing you should tell to a girl.
X: No I didn’t mean to offend you, but really, why? They’re unusual!
Me: I don’t know! I’m born this way!
X: Gosh, I think you have a disease.
Me: Dude I have fat legs ever since I was a baby okay! They just grew….fatter…And that’s it!
X: *serious face* I think you should go for acupuncture! I really think it might work!

DAFUG IS WRONG WITH YOU.
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Me: I just watched Seconds to disaster on National Geographic! They showed the documentary about Space shuttle Columbia in 2003!
X: And you believed? How bimbotic can you be…
Me: No really! You gotta watch it! They really went out to space! I think they are such a thing as astronauts!
*After watching the 1 hour video*
X: I think that's fake. Even a kid who knows basic physics knows that man cannot go to space! The material used in the astronaut outfit is not enough to resist the sun’s radiation! They would explode like an egg in a microwave!

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Me: Omg. She’s so beautiful!
X: Pffft. You call everyone beautiful. To me she’s ugly!
Me: Why do you have to be so critical all the time!
X: I’m not critical. I’m stating the fact.
Me: If this girl, who gets thousands of likes of fb, you call ugly, then what do you think you are?
X: I am… Kerpal.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. KERPAL THE INDIAN MAN WHO GIVES THE STUPID PRANK CALL. WHAT THE HELL.

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Anyway, recently I went to my favourite place to chill, Sahara Bar with my girl Yuslina, her Boyfriend Raushyan and their friend Khai. I totally love going there to shisha and just talk about life. The view is amazing. Probably I’ll be going there again this week. Anybody want to join me?:)



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